Hope God likes you and doesn’t let anything bad happen ever. Or hope he does bad things if he doesn’t like you. As long as he doesn’t act randomly to be honest.
So kids, tonight’s the night when a man in a sleigh, powered by reindeer visits every child in the world in one night. Only joking obviously. Remember when we all believed that impossible scenario? Silly. But we know that’s not what Christmas is about now don’t we. Christmas is about a child who was born of a virgin womb and who’s father created the entire universe in six days about 5,000 years ago. Let’s never stop believing that one.
Anyway we’re all going to die one day, forever, so be nice. You won’t be rewarded in Heaven for being nice but you will be rewarded on earth probably. That’s quite good too isn’t it kids?
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Ricky Gervais on Christmas
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Finally have something that looks like christmas in my house
Its true, but if I said this i would get yelled at
Ricky Gervais has stated this about christmas, i wonder what my grandmother would say if i said this lol
“So kids, tonight’s the night when a man in a sleigh, powered by reindeer visits every child in the world in one night. Only joking obviously. Remember when we all believed that impossible scenario? Silly. But we know that’s not what Christmas is about now don’t we. Christmas is about a child who was born of a virgin womb and who’s father created the entire universe in six days about 5,000 years ago. Let’s never stop believing that one.
Anyway we’re all going to die one day, forever, so be nice. You won’t be rewarded in Heaven for being nice but you will be rewarded on earth probably. That’s quite good too isn’t it kids?”
I don’t get nervous, because I don’t care what happens. I never try and hurt anyone. I try and be amusing, I try and be honest, and I hope that people know that everything I say and do comes from a good place. There’s nothing more I can do. I don’t want to change, and I don’t know whether it’s because I’ve got no ego at all or the biggest ego in the world. But I don’t care.
When I walk out on a stage, there’s usually two voices in my head. One that says just be nice and go have a mint after, and the other that says no, say what you thought of saying but thought you shouldn’t. There’s an argument between good and evil, and the evil one usually wins. You’ll see a smile come over my face and we’ll see how it goes down. Because I think that’s what a comedian does really. I’m not doing this to further my career or get work. I create my own labor. I don’t do things to up my profile or get on a list. I do my own thing quietly, and I do it for a laugh. A comedian’s job isn’t just to make people laugh, it’s to make people think. I think we’re meant to push the barriers a little bit and see what happens. The other side of the coin is it’s so easy to go in there and shock and be awful and insult someone, and that doesn’t interest me at all. I think people sometimes confuse rudeness and being a loud mouth moron to being controversial and edgy, and it couldn’t be further from the truth.
watch Biography: The Windsor i love royal documentaries
finally watching doctor who
RT @shrimponbarbie: RETWEET! @kiss108fm Play Over You by Honor Society!!!!!!
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watching BOnes from thursday still waiting for doctor who to be uploaded
filling out my George Mason Uni app ugh cant find my schedule to filling my classes
Watchin Doctor Who: Greatest Moments waiting fot today’s special to be posted on line
Ahhh doctor who is one right now in britian damn me for living in the states
